So a colleague and I came up with a new mental illness today… well actually she takes most of the credit. Given that we have to deal with some hectic characters at the university on a daily basis, we decided to give this pathological behaviour a name. Its called BAD or Borderline Academic Disorder. I’m working on putting together a list of symptoms that go with it. But in the interim… heres a list of other (make believe) illnesses, with somewhat cool acronyms. Feel free to add on.
MOM – Mammary Obsessive Madness
RAT – Rubbish Attachment Tendency
FAT – Figure Analysis Trauma
SWAT – Sex With Attitude Temperament
Ok, I better stop before this list degenerates any further.